Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...