Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...