The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...