Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...