Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...