Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!