Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...