12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...