Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...