Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...