Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...