Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...