The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...