Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...