New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....