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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...