Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.