Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...