Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...