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One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
crazy blonde
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Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!