5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...