Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...