grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.