Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...