Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...