Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.