Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...