The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...