Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...