Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...