Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...