Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...