Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...