What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...