Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...