Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...