Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!