Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...