No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
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Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Talking on the plane
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How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...