Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob