Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...