Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...