Leaving
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Stress-Relieving Prayer
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Bumper Stickers
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Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Outrageous lying
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Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
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Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...