What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...