Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.