What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!