Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.