Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced