You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...