Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...